Lame Joke of The Week

Something to laugh at or ponder over,




What the dinner say to supper when they met one day?


dinner said, "hey, what'sup-ah?"

Something you'd ponder over or laugh at..

Dinner Time Joke:

"What do you call the cargo that donkeys carry?"

CLUE: think food.

WHY ESCARGOT (pronouced like ass~kar~goh) OF COURSE..

-Phoon Chi Kit-

Laughable Epiphanies

Something that makes you wonder or laugh about...

"Mulan, the fictional Chinese character, sounds like Mou (no) Lan (dick); which explains a lot don't you think?"

-Phoon Chi Kit-

Laughable Epiphanies

Something you'd ponder over or laugh at

"If you ever, accidentally stepped on some powdered charcoal; do not move or you'd be a topic for UN to talk about in Copenhagen, for leaving behind carbon footprints...

Hope your foot size ain't too big"

-Phoon Chi Kit-

Laughable Epiphanies

Something you'd laugh at or ponder over....

this time it ain't that funny, just for thoughts...

How English words were made:

M.A.D. - Man Acting Differently

L.O.S.E.R. - Layman Overcoming Social Eccentricity Revulsions

L.I.E. - Lacking Intelligent Explanations

S.T.U.D.Y.I.N.G. - Starring Tasks Undergone During Years of Inquest for Needed Graduations

S.T.U.D.Y. - Starring and Thinking Until Drowsily Yawning

D.A.M.N.E.D - Dealing Against Merciless Never Ending Dangers

-Phoon Chi Kit-

Laughable Epiphanies

Something you'd ponder over or laugh at..

My brother is a comedian and he gets paid coming up with jokes.

I just realized how foolish I was....

I'd post jokes on my blog, GIVING IT OUT for FREE..

Sigh, I've been stupid to not notice that, those few times,

the joke was ON ME..

-Phoon Chi Kit-

Joke of the Week...

Something you'd laugh at or ponder over..
A random spark of lameness in the midst of an IM conversation..

Josie says:
brb!
Chi Kit says:
but i play left back since my team lacks left footers..

Yea, you get it..It's very the L-word...=)

Games are just meant to be, games...

I came across these funny posts about videos games; if they were in reality...Basically, its a bunch of photoshop-ed screenshots of famous games made as a preview to what it would if it was real-lized.

You have to know the games before you attempt to understand the posts in the link I will post at the bottom..take a look and knock yourself out =)

<http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_85_if-video-games-were-realistic/>

sorry guys, I can only give you the link. That's because I don't want to get into any trouble regarding copyrighted stuff

Joke of the Week...

Something you'd either laugh at or ponder over...

" What would you do if you saw God?

If I saw God, I'd sneeze so he'd bless me..=) "

-Phoon Chi Kit-

I was told that a version of this joke was told in a book..If you've found that book, read it on stumbled upon that joke, pls tell me..(This was thought of with no direct influence from joke books)..

haha, that's my only proof of originality..

Lame?Joke of the Week...

Something you'd laugh at or ponder over...

"A mobile home with flat tires is a house!"

-By Demetri Martin-

That joke made me do the most ab crunches I've done in a minute....

Lame Joke of the Fortnight!

something you'd either laugh at or ponder over..

1957...
Malaysian - Points at the sky and went "Wow!"
British - Looks at the sky, anticipating a German plane, sighs in relief, says "It's just a blardy kite!"
Malaysian - Still pointing upwards, but now, with a weird grin, says "Yes yes, WAU sir, WAU!"
British - Makes a note "Ppl here are crazy (warn High Commission to leave them alone)"

-Phoon Chi Kit-

August 31st, "MERDEKA, MERDEKA, MERDEKA, MERDEKA, MERDEKA, MERDEKA, MERDEKA!"

and yet, after 52 years people still ask the question, why seven?

Happy Indie Pen Dance Day...=)

I Don't Wanna Sleep on a Goodnight...

I've been wondering why do people wish others goodnight..why a GOODnight? I mean, who'd wanna sleep on a good night? they wouldn't know what they are missing man!

So why not comfortable night?; Ah, that's sweet, now, it really feels like I am gonna find it nice to sleep tonight. Or maybe "silent night"; that's alright to sleep in. So, those of you who read this, be kind to your family and friends and wish them a comfortable night, or silent night so they'll sleep tight.

I kept thinking when it'll be a real goodnight, really, I haven't had a good night in a long time..(hahaha, don't think dirty now) ;p . I think my version of a good night would be a productive night (dont think dirty!), cause I feel that the night can be very inspiring (dont be dirty, again!) and for some, romantic (do think dirty).

I actually asked people about this issue once.. Here's a smart answer from miss Tay Xin Yan, an old friend of mine, "err, cause the night's only good when you start sleeping?". I just think that's sad and lonely, or she can be very, fat..hahaha..but she's not..

So, what is your version of a good night?

*plays an imaginary BEP song - "tonight's gonna be a goodnight"*

LAME JOKE OF THE WEEK...

something you'd either laugh at or ponder over..

"I think the English are generally very strong people; actually I think, they are extraordinarily strong. I mean, how do they carry so many Pounds in their pockets?"

-Phoon Chi Kit-

LAME JOKE OF THE WEEK...

Something you'd laugh at or ponder over..

I think Double-A papers are named that way because they are flat..

-Phoon Chi Kit-